We’re Sure This Maid Named The Price Of Her Raise After This!

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A maid felt that she was entitled to a raise, so like any assertive employee would do, she asked her employer for one. The employer, the wife of the couple she worked for, asked her why she felt she deserved a raise. We’re sure that after stating the third reason she felt she was worthy, she was able to name the amount of the raise that she wanted!

The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset.

She asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?”

Helen: “There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.”

Wife: “Who said that?”

Helen: “Your husband.”

Wife: “Oh.”

Helen: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”

Wife: “Who said that?”

Helen: “Your husband.”

Wife: “Oh.”

Helen: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you.”

Wife: “Did my husband say that as well?”

Helen: “No, the gardener did.”

Wife: “So, how much do you want?”

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Knowledge is power. That, plus experience, leads to wisdom, which trumps education any day.
  • Robert Smith

    I am replying to the authors quote. Knowledge is acquired through education. Education is something that you experience, from social interaction to the classroom to world travel; everything is your education. How you learn to apply the knowledge to you life responsibly and effectively is wisdom. Your chosen anecdote is nonsensical. Consider yourself educated.