We knew it was coming, and alas, it is here. What is even more terrifying than this, a biblical prophecy come true, is how happy these satanic, devil-worshiping, liberal Yuppie types seem to be about it. “It’s so 2015,” one yuppie scum says, chirping like a little yellow bird at my window seal. Little does she know how easily little yellow birds at the window seal get squashed with my combat boot!
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