Liana Barrientos, 39, of Bronx, New York, is charged with filing a fraudulent marriage license application and a bogus marriage license. She was attempting to get married, even though she was already married.
But wait, it gets better!
She’s actually married to ten different men! That’s right! Making a mockery out of the institution of marriage that homosexuals cannot come close to (this is what the right wingers say, right? And it’s their excuse for not wanting to see them married?), this woman has proven that Mormons are kindergarten students compared to her! Muslim men and their harems? Brotha’ please!
But wait! There’s even MORE to this story!
It turns out she is involved with an immigration scam! She’s been marrying these men to get them into the U.S., as they are immigrants from third world dumps, like her native Dominican Republic. How many terrorists has she gotten in?
Perhaps we’ll only know when a building goes boom!
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