‘Operation Counter Jade Helm’ Has Been Created To Keep An Eye On The Government



The U.S. Military will bring over a thousand troops as well as aircraft and heavy vehicles to Texas and six other southwestern states for Operation Jade Helm–an unprecedented special operations training exercise. A civilian group has organized to monitor the training, including companies in Texas that plan to post up at each drill site in the Lone Star State.

Click through our slideshow to see some of the wild fears folks in Texas and beyond have expressed about Jade Helm…



Blue Bell is in on it, and they have been all along

When someone saw a handful of Blue Bell Ice Cream trucks traveling a Colorado Interstate next to a convoy of military Humvees, they knew what they were seeing: mobile refrigerated morgues, “hidden in plain sight,” meant to discretely cart away the civilian casualties of Jade Helm.

The author for the All News Pipeline even notes the deep ties between Blue Bell, the Bush family, the Department of Defense, and the Military-Industrial Complex, and raises suspicion over why the company’s unprecedented product recall came in the very months leading up to Jade Helm. Perhaps Texans without ice cream in their bellies will lose the will to fight.

Photo: (Smiley N. Pool/The Dallas Morning News)



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A giant asteroid is coming to destroy humanity and the military knows it…  so Jade Helm

Perhaps the military knows that a giant meteor will bring froth humanity’s final days this September, and has planned Jade Helm accordingly to roll out a fascist authoritarian police state ahead of the impending anarchy. Because you wouldn’t want anyone looting in the Armageddon.

Various websites reported predictions of an asteroid strike between September 22 and 28 as common knowledge, without citing sources, and noted that Jade Helm is going down just before they marked doomsday on their calendars. The asteroid theory became inexplicably popular with British media. 


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A great Russian war armada is literally on its way to the Gulf of Mexico right now to face off with Obama over Texas

Unlike most Jade Helm conspiracies, which take a true fact and run wild with it, this one is based on a total fabrication. The usual suspect “alternative news” websites report that a full Russian armada with nuclear-capable missile ships is on its way to Texas to defend the Lone Star State from Obama when Jade Helm kicks in. One poster in the DEFCON Warning System Message Board alleged the Russian move was a “liberation exercise.”

While the tale doesn’t appear to be based on any actual report, it does come a week after Politico reported that Vladimir Putin was a supporter of efforts for Texas secession. Who would have thought Texas would turn to the Russians in its more dire hour.

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For decades the feds have planned to turn Walmart stores into death camps and it’s finally happening

Not long after the public learned of Jade Helm, news broke that six Walmarts across the country were simultaneously closed with short notice. But some folks knew what was happening—the Walmarts, linked by massive, secret underground tunnels, would be converted to civilian prisons, processing facilities and field officers for military leaders as soldiers swept through the state rounding up the Texans and taking them away.

Video bloggers laid hand-drawn diagrams of the alleged tunnel system (dated 1974) over Google Maps plots of each freshly closed Walmart in the country, noting that they kind of lined up a little bit maybe. Other citizens reporters fixed their camera phones on the shuttered Walmarts to expose how construction crews were building death camps before our very eyes.


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Those spring storms? That wasn’t normal. We’re already under attack.

The U.S Air Force and NORAD operate a secret Alaskan facility that studies the highest levels of the atmosphere. Some folks claim the military is trying to weaponize the weather. That’s old news. But some claimed the military already had weaponized the weather, and that it threw everything it had at the Lone Star State when severe storms swamped Texas in May and early June.

The heavy flooding, some websites wrote, was an attempt by the federal government to soften Texans’ spirits and infrastructure ahead of the Jade Helm invasion.


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Texans will be rounded up and herded into concentration camps administered by FEMA

Among the most prominent Jade Helm theories is that the troops are coming to instate martial law. However, it’s important to note that many parties sounding the martial law alarm have been doing so for many years. The Federal Emergency Management Agency, FEMA, operates emergency relocation camps where massive numbers of civilians could be sheltered if an entire population were to become displaced, say by flooding. Some fear they’re meant for internment of Americans if the government ever gets tired of having a populace.

Early on in the Jade Helm discussion, prominent alternative news voices announced that Texans would have their firearms confiscated, be rounded up at gunpoint and herded into FEMA concentration camps.


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Obama has been filling the state with heavy weapons to turn against the Texans and it’s all been caught on video

Since news of Jade Helm broke, some folks have cried wolf each time a sizable collection of military vehicles was spotted. At least a dozen video bloggers hooped on the MRAP wagon and posted video evidence of the presence of military weaponry in Texas (outside of the 25 bases the federal armed forces operate in the state).

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Someone posted video of about a dozen heavy vehicles, which Intellihub alleged were empty M270 rocket launchers while acknowledging they weren’t 100 percent sure. Others posted video of dozens of military vehicles traveling by train east out of California. Many users believed the feds are stockpiling weapons in Texas ahead of Jade Helm.


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The Americans are coming! The Americans are coming!

Texas are notorious for their spunk. So when a U.S. Military map leaked in April, detailing Jade Helm with Texas labeled as “hostile” territory, many figured the troops were coming to break the subversive Lone Star spirit and reassert federal control. They’re going to take our guns and put us down.

The major with this theory is that the U.S. Military operates 25 bases in Texas, and the state relies on federal funding, making it unlikely the armed forces would resort to an armed invasion.


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Who’s said what on US military operation Jade Helm?

Politicians like Rick Perry and Ted Cruz have opinions on the (alleged) impending military takeover of Texas. So do TV stars like Chuck Norris and Jon Stewart. Keep up with the latest commentary in the gallery here.


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Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas

“I understand a lot of the concerns raised by a lot of citizens about Jade Helm. It’s a question I’m getting a lot, and I think part of the reason is we have seen, for six years, a federal government disrespecting the liberty of the citizens. And that produces fear, when you see a federal government that is attacking our free speech rights, or religious liberty rights, or Second Amendment rights, that produces distrust.”



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Former Texas Gov. Rick Perry

“It’s OK to question your government. I do it on a regular basis. But the military is something else. Our military is quite trustworthy. The civilian leadership, you can always question that, but not the men and women in uniform.”


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Chuck Norris, TV actor

“It’s neither over-reactionary nor conspiratorial to call into question or ask for transparency about Jade Helm 15 or any other government activity.”


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Pentagon (Spokesman Col. Steve Warren)

“Jade Helm is a long planned and coordinated exercise. We are not taking over anything.”
Source: CNN


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WalMart (Spokesman Lorenzo Lopez)

“There’s no truth to the rumors.”


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Jon Stewart, Comedian 

“Oh dear Lord. Yet another waste of Texas funds that could have been spent on actual threats, like your infamous chainsaw massacres. Texas, it’s not that I don’t find it adorable that your governor thinks your State Guard could take on the United States military… You know who’s calling it ‘Texas Takeover?” Stewart said. “Lonestar lunatics. Dallas dip[expletive]. Houston [expletive]holes. Texas–there is no Texas takeover. The United States government already controls Texas. Since like the 1840s. Just borrow a textbook from a neighboring state.”


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Gov. Greg Abbott

“During the training operation, it is important that Texans know their safety, constitutional rights, private property rights and civil liberties will not be infringed. By monitoring the Operation on a continual basis, the [Texas] State Guard will facilitate communications between my office and the commanders of the Operation to ensure that adequate measures are in place to protect Texans.”


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Rep. Louie Gohmert, R-Tyler

“This military practice has some concerned that the U.S. Army is preparing for modern-day martial law. When leaders within the current administration believe that major threats to the country include those who support the Constitution, are military veterans, or even ‘cling to guns or religion,’ patriotic Americans have reason to be concerned,”


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Former Lt. Gov David Dewhurst

“Instead of viewing our hard-working troops with suspicion or greeting them with insults, let’s increase our prayers for them and their families as we send a message of welcome and encouragement. Let’s stand together and open our arms in grateful support for U.S. Special Forces and the other units who will participate in their training. When they arrive, they should be greeted by a freshly-swept welcome mat, not suspicion and angry protest. Our nation’s finest deserve our best, and they’ll get it from this Texan.”


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Rep. Mac Thornberry, R-Clarendon

“These are incredibly capable, patriotic Americans and the notion that they’re going to be some sort of private army for the president to take away all our guns is just silly,”


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Former Rep. Todd Smith

“Let me apologize in advance that your letter pandering to idiots who believe that US Navy Seals and other US military personnel are somehow a threat to be watched has left me livid. As a 16 year Republican member of the Texas House and a patriotic AMERICAN, I am horrified that I have to choose between the possibility that my Governor actually believes this stuff and the possibility that my Governor doesn’t have the backbone to stand up to those who do.”

Dylan Baddour, Houston Chronicle