“Crooked” Hillary Clinton has been dogged by scandal after scandal during her Presidential campaign, but one old dog has been rearing its ugly head her way for more than twenty years now.
Everyone and their pet goldfish knows that Monica Lewinsky, though only one of God knows how many women Bill Clinton had sex with while in office, is the most famous mistress Bill Clinton ever had, because she’s the one he got busted with. However, a couple of new revelations about Bill’s sex-capades have come to light this week and they both threaten Crooked Hillary’s campaign.
Perhaps most shocking was the revelation that ‘ol Slick Willy was laying the stick to former Vice-President Walter Mondale’s daughter, Eleanor Mondale, while he was President.
One of Slick Willy’s former secret service agents, Gary J Byrne, has written a new book titled, “Crisis of Character,” in which he depicts what it was like being President Clinton’s personal sex body guard.
In his book, Byrne writes of the time that Monica showed up while Slick Willy was still laying the pipe to Mondale. Monica was not too happy about having to wait, and lamented, “Why would he want anyone else when he has this!” She ran her hands down the length of her body, as if showcasing it on a runway.
As more of these stories come to light, Hillary continues to lose credibility, though it is doubtful any revelation about her could cause her to lose her true base of communist, socialist, angry feminist lesbians, and radical Muslim sympathizers who believe adult males in Appalachia who have sex with children should be jailed, yet adult males in the Middle East who have sex with children should be given a free pass due to ‘culture.’