Most Americans are looking forward to the upcoming new year already, not because 2016’s been bad, but because shortly after its arrival, Hussein Obama, the worst President in U.S. history- bar none- will be leaving office.
Many people are equally, if not more happy, that his shemale looking of a wife, Michelle, a.k.a. ‘the Mooch’ will be leaving office right along with him. However, according to a recent report from Yahoo News, the Mooch may not quite be leaving the public’s eye.
According to the report from Yahoo, the Mooch is considering starting her own television show, much like Oprah’s, called “The Michelle Show.” She would guest host celebrities, discuss current trends, fashions and issues, and of course, continue to spew leftist political gobbledy gook to brain wash the masses.
It’s also being rumored that she may take over the Presidency of some liberal, quasi-socialist college in order to indoctrinate young Americans further, particularly young black Americans into becoming the personification of victim-hood.
The Mooch has practically ruined the public school’s lunch program with her initiatives in which she’s dictated that the kids eat Dickensian gruel and muck, and it appears that if she has her way, she will remain for a long time to haunt the current generation whose diets she completely ruined.