Little Billy was at home doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine.”
In that moment, his mother comes in and asks him what he’s doing. “I’m doing my math homework, Mom,” he says. “Is that how your teacher teaches you to do math?” she asked. “Yes,” little Billy said.
The next day, fearing what little Billy’s teacher was teaching him in school, his mother went to the school to talk to the teacher.
“What are you teaching my kid in math?” the mother asked. “We’re working on simple addition,” the teacher replied.
“Are you teaching them that two plus two that son of a bitch is four?” the mother asked, worry on her face.
After the teacher stopped laughing, she said. “No. I’m teaching them ‘two plus two, the sum of which is four.'”
The mother went home, completely embarrassed.
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