A VERY SHOCKING discovery was made in Virginia today. A cave, where an illegal migrant had been living for God knows how long and doing God knows what was discovered in Fairfax, not too far from our nation’s capital.
Authorities say the cave is the most extravagant they’ve ever seen. There was a flight of 15 stairs leading down to two rooms. The room on the left appeared to be where the migrant slept, and the room on the right had a ceiling of nearly six feet, allowing one to stand up.
Text books from a local library were found in the cave. The subject matter included “religion of an un-named at this time sect” (which probably means Islam, as we all know U.S. President Hussein Obama has dictated to law enforcement in the U.S. not to make his religion, Islam, look bad in the press), and books on U.S. Law.
The migrant, said to be in his 20’s, has been detained and is refusing to offer any information on how he constructed the cave, why he was living in the cave, and how many more people like him might be among us living in caves, studying “religion” and “law.”