B. Hussein Obama, the first Muslim President of the United States, believes that when he gives an order, black Americans and celebrities should follow it without question. No further proof of this is needed than when last week, Hussein Obama spoke to a large crowd of the black community and told them that if they did not vote for Crooked Hillary “Killary” Clinton in this year’s election, that he would take it as a personal insult.
Well, not everyone who Hussein Obama believes is his laptop is so willing to sit on his lap. Gene Simmons, bassist for one of the greatest rock bands ever, Kiss, is proof. Online tabloid Mr. Conservative has the story: