Homeless Couple Found Living In Walmart Attic With Hot Plate, Meth Lab, And 42″ LED TV!!!

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Homeless Couple Found Living In Walmart Attic With Hot Plate, Meth Lab, And 42″ LED TV…

“I don’t mean to laugh, but these people really got one over on Walmart,” said Lieut. Marshall Weiss. “In the attic, we recovered 2 pounds of meth they had somehow produced on a hot plate. They also managed to get food, drinks, mini refrigerator, a big screen TV, surround sound system, bedroom set, hangers,clothes… I mean, if Walmart sells it they had it. These people were living good. They even managed to splice into the satellite TV wire and ordered NFL Sunday ticket!”…

The couple was discovered when employees in the break room heard banging from above. Apparently the couple was engaging in intercourse when the new headboard to their queen sized bed, which they also took from the store, was banging against one of the attic dividers….

During Thomas’s confession, he also admitted stealing K-Y Jelly Yours+Mine which he says “screwed up everything and got us busted.”

by Danny Hill

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  • NoDuh!

    Annnnnnnd no noticed that a 42″ television, a bed or a headboard was missing?